Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Pass me the money




Following my European excursions I am now stone cold broke and unemployed. Disheartened at the thought of more soul destroying part time work I have devised the following plan of action:

  1. Ebay everything possible - hell, those bags of clothes I've so altruistically been giving away to charity shops could be earning me valuable money for booze, what was I thinking?!
  2. Become a mystery shopper - I've signed up and now all I have to do is wait for the jobs to come flooding in. I think this job could potentially be lots of fun, although I'm not great at being incognito.
  3. Partake in medical trials - this is only really a last resort, but if I'm really desperate I don't think it'd be that bad, it's not like I'd be selling one of my kidneys on the black market, right?
Mmmmn. Besides...




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